Ways To Annoy People in Public Bathrooms

More funny stuff that I had saved on my computer.

Ways to Annoy People in Public Bathrooms

1. Cheer and clap loudly every time someone breaks the silence w/ a bodily function noise.
2. Drop a marble and say, "Oh poopy! My glass eye!"
3. Fill a balloon w/ creamed corn. Rush into the stall w/ your hand over your mouth and let out a lengthy vomit impression while you squeeze the balloon and splatter cream corn all about. Apologize profusely and blame it on the fettuccine alfredo you had for breakfast.
4. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 ft. Sigh relaxingly.
5. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peekaboo!" 6. Say, "Dang, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"
7. Say, "Dang, this water's cold."
8. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
9. Say, "Now how did that get there?"
10. Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."
11. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here please?"

Things to Do If You're Bored in Wal-Mart

I found this one day on a website and thought I would share it.

Things to do if you are bored in Wal-Mart
1 Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2 Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3 Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
4 Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5 Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6 Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7 When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8 Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9 While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10 Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11 In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
12 Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! '


I've actually tried a few of these. They're pretty fun. I liked doing the Mission Impossible one the most. I did that when I went with a friend to Wal-Mart.

Haven't posted in a while

Well, I haven't posted on here in a while but now I'm back! It's been four months. Wow. So anyway summer's almost over=[. Only about 30 days left... But anyway nothing really interesting to talk about. Except I got back from Wildwood about a week ago. It was fun but it went by too fast. Just like summer. Everything is going by so fast. Ugh. Blablabla. I can't talk about any of my shows because of course there were season finales and no new ones until October. Well Supernatural is in October but Lost is in February because they're only have 16 episodes (ugh!) and Wildfire always starts in January.

But I could tell you about the season finales. So first I'll tell you about Supernatural. So Sam is captured by YED and brought to some place where there are other psycics like him, including Andy and Ava along with two other people. A girl who's name I can't remember (she dies and is the first to die) and Jake (who needs to die). So anyway Ava pretends the whole time that she has no idea whats going on but shes really been in that place for months. What they have to do here in this weird place is be the last one to survive. Ava has been numerous times. But not this time because after she kills Andy (RIP) Jake kills her. Jake's power is super strength. (Introducing the new Clark Kent!)

Meanwhile back in the real world with Dean, he's going insane trying to find Sam with the help of Bobby. The two of them go to the Roadhouse because Ash was helping them figure out something that the demon was planning to do but Ash didn't want to do it over the phone so they went to the roadhouse. And guess what? Someone burnt it down! And everyone inside died. Including Ash=[. (RIP) So Dean and Bobby think that the demon did it because they didnt want them to find out what Ash knew. Because the Roadhouse burned down and Ellen owns it, the two guys think she's dead, but are not sure.

Before Andy died, he sent an image to Dean of the place that Sam and everyone were being held. So Dean tries to figure out where this place is and he does so then he brings Bobby and they find Sam. He is fighting with Jake at this point who has turned against him. Sam pushes him against a fence and thinking that he knocked him out walks over to Dean. But of course evil little Jake is not unconcious. He comes from behind Sam and....




Stabs him. Dean runs to Sam and Bobby runs after Jake. Sam is barely alive when Dean promises that he will take care of him. Unfortunately, Sam doesn't respond and appears to be dead.

At this point I'm crying my eyes out. I mean, Sam isn't my favorite but still, if anyone on that show dies I would cry. Except for Jake. If he dies, I will celebrate.

And may I let you know that this is only Part 1 of the finale. I'll finish another time and then I'll start on Lost.

Lost and Stuff

Well, it's April. And it's Spring Break! Woooooh? Well I guess I'll say stuff about Lost. It was on yesterday. And it was weird. Cassidy and Kate met once. Cassidy is/was Sawyer's girlfriend. Interesting huh? Well Juliet and kate were stuck in the jungle together and they attacked eachother. Juliets should got dislocated. Yeah. Juliet claims that Kate broke Jack's heart and that's why he didnt want her to come back for him but i dont know...I think Juliet is just mad because maybe Jack talks about Kate all the time and that she is really in love with Jack and blablabla. So uhhh I guess thats all.

Catching up on stuff

Okay so it turns out that Lex and Lana did get married. But only because Lionel threatened that if Lana didn't marry Lex he would kill Clark! GASP! So she married him. The only thing is that Clark doesnt know about the deal that Lionel made and stuff so he was really sad. And in Supernatural it turns out the lady they try to save is a ghost too! It made it interesting. So yeah...Umm well today's Thursday! But it's repeats again..Ugh..So yeah nothing really to say about that. It's almost Spring Break! WOOT. I'm going to Boston for 3 days cause my sister wants to look for colleges up there. My Aunt and Uncle live up there so we're gonna stay at their house and stuff. Oooh and also there was another week in between of episodes that i just remembered. Well I only saw half of Smallville but of what i saw Clark was still depressed, he was after one of these meteor freaks or whatever, and other stuff. And in Supernatural they were after Werewolves and this girl had witnessed a couple of attacks and they thought it was her ex-boyfriend so Sam stayed with her a couple days and watched her. He fell in love with her and blablabla. But then Dean was hunting a werewolf and it turns out that the girl was the werewolf. So Dean and Sam had to stay with her for a night to see if she turned but she didnt! So then Dean left Sam and the girl alone and they kinda..well...yeah..And I am permanently scarred from seeing Jared shirtless..But anyway while the two of them were sleeping the girl turned and ran away to go kill someone. So then after finding out she turned again the girl wanted Sam to shoot her so she wouldn't kill anyone anymore. So Sam was majorly upset and Dean said that he would do it if Sam wanted him to but Sam said no because she asked him to do it...So Sam walked away with the gun, a tear streamed down Dean's fae, a gunshot went off, and Dean jumped.


:(
It was sad...Well, if Dean actually cried, it must have been sad cause he is not one to cry...

Blablabla

Well in Supernatural on March 16th a person from Battlestar Galactica (sp?) is supposed to guest star as a girl who is being attacked by this big weird guy and she finds Sam and Dean driving on the road and they're supposed to help her but she gets captured by the thing. And in Smallville Lana and Lex get married. In the previews they show Lana and Lex at the altar and so Lana looks behind her and Clark is sitting there with the saddest look on his face and I dont know if Lana's gonna go through with it but I dont want her to!

Stuff

Wow. It's already March. Okay so now Supernatural and Smallville are in the middle of a hiatus and wont come back until March 15th. Lost is still on and has been good lately. Same with Wildifre. But on Wildfire last week of course they had to kill RJ Blake who was awesome. Poor Dani....And the good thing about Wildfire is that Matt and Kris are FINALLY together. Thursday was Jensen Ackles' birthday. Happy belated birthday!