Ways To Annoy People in Public Bathrooms

More funny stuff that I had saved on my computer.

Ways to Annoy People in Public Bathrooms

1. Cheer and clap loudly every time someone breaks the silence w/ a bodily function noise.
2. Drop a marble and say, "Oh poopy! My glass eye!"
3. Fill a balloon w/ creamed corn. Rush into the stall w/ your hand over your mouth and let out a lengthy vomit impression while you squeeze the balloon and splatter cream corn all about. Apologize profusely and blame it on the fettuccine alfredo you had for breakfast.
4. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 ft. Sigh relaxingly.
5. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peekaboo!" 6. Say, "Dang, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"
7. Say, "Dang, this water's cold."
8. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
9. Say, "Now how did that get there?"
10. Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."
11. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here please?"