School started on Wednesday. Ick. It's been okay so far i guess but the homework is massive. On the first day we already had 3 or 4 assignments. Last year it was nothing like that and now this weekend I'm packed with a bunch of homework. The teachers are so boring though! Last year we had so many fun, young teachers. This year they're all old and boring.
Well, now for happy things. yesterday was my birthday! Woooh! I don't feel any older though...
Oh well!
Well, I guess that's all.
Byee
Saturday, September 8, 2007
Thursday, August 23, 2007
True Friendship
More random stuff I found saved...This was originally an email so if you want you can pass it on by email.
Words to live by...TRUE FRIENDSHIP: None of that Sissy Crap. Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card - just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - STAY the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of 4.
Friendship is like peeing in your pants; everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.
And always remember....when life hands you lemons, ASK FOR TEQUILA and salt and call me over!!
Words to live by...TRUE FRIENDSHIP: None of that Sissy Crap. Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card - just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - STAY the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of 4.
Friendship is like peeing in your pants; everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.
And always remember....when life hands you lemons, ASK FOR TEQUILA and salt and call me over!!
Bored...
Well there's really nothing to do right now so I decided to post.
Guess what! I got a Wii! My dad and I have been going to game stores ever since it came out and no one ever had it but the other day my dad went to the store and came back with one! We iddn't get any games but it comes with the sports one so we play that. There's Tennis, Baseball, Bowling, Golf, and Boxing. Its pretty fun. theres high scores and everything for it. Its really fun. I've been playing it all day so I decided to take a break. I've decided not to finish explaining finales and everything. It takes too long... Well, I guess that's all! bye
Guess what! I got a Wii! My dad and I have been going to game stores ever since it came out and no one ever had it but the other day my dad went to the store and came back with one! We iddn't get any games but it comes with the sports one so we play that. There's Tennis, Baseball, Bowling, Golf, and Boxing. Its pretty fun. theres high scores and everything for it. Its really fun. I've been playing it all day so I decided to take a break. I've decided not to finish explaining finales and everything. It takes too long... Well, I guess that's all! bye
Monday, August 20, 2007
Random Stuff
Ugh I'm bored...there's nothing to do around here........20 days until my birthday! Wooooh. I feel like posting pictures so I will.
Sam after Dean sticks a spoon in his mouth while he's sleeping then blasts music causing him to wake up
Pretty Picture
Panda dog!
Andy...RIP he was awesome...More pictures coming soon! I guess....Noooo school is too soon. I have to go clothes shopping sometimes soon...Well i guess that's all
Bye
Thursday, August 16, 2007
Ugh...School
Noooo school is soon. Ugh. I dont like school. Summer went by too fast. only about 20 days left. Blugh. Well, now that I'm done complaining about school I was going to finish explaining finales and stuff but I really dont feel like it.
So yeah.
Well, I really dont know what else to say.
Bye i guess.
So yeah.
Well, I really dont know what else to say.
Bye i guess.
Ways To Annoy People in Public Bathrooms
More funny stuff that I had saved on my computer.
Ways to Annoy People in Public Bathrooms
1. Cheer and clap loudly every time someone breaks the silence w/ a bodily function noise.
2. Drop a marble and say, "Oh poopy! My glass eye!"
3. Fill a balloon w/ creamed corn. Rush into the stall w/ your hand over your mouth and let out a lengthy vomit impression while you squeeze the balloon and splatter cream corn all about. Apologize profusely and blame it on the fettuccine alfredo you had for breakfast.
4. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 ft. Sigh relaxingly.
5. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peekaboo!" 6. Say, "Dang, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"
7. Say, "Dang, this water's cold."
8. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
9. Say, "Now how did that get there?"
10. Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."
11. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here please?"
Ways to Annoy People in Public Bathrooms
1. Cheer and clap loudly every time someone breaks the silence w/ a bodily function noise.
2. Drop a marble and say, "Oh poopy! My glass eye!"
3. Fill a balloon w/ creamed corn. Rush into the stall w/ your hand over your mouth and let out a lengthy vomit impression while you squeeze the balloon and splatter cream corn all about. Apologize profusely and blame it on the fettuccine alfredo you had for breakfast.
4. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 ft. Sigh relaxingly.
5. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peekaboo!" 6. Say, "Dang, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"
7. Say, "Dang, this water's cold."
8. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
9. Say, "Now how did that get there?"
10. Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."
11. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here please?"
Things to Do If You're Bored in Wal-Mart
I found this one day on a website and thought I would share it.
Things to do if you are bored in Wal-Mart
1 Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2 Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3 Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
4 Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5 Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6 Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7 When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8 Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9 While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10 Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11 In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
12 Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! '
I've actually tried a few of these. They're pretty fun. I liked doing the Mission Impossible one the most. I did that when I went with a friend to Wal-Mart.
Things to do if you are bored in Wal-Mart
1 Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2 Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3 Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
4 Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5 Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6 Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7 When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8 Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9 While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10 Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11 In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
12 Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! '
I've actually tried a few of these. They're pretty fun. I liked doing the Mission Impossible one the most. I did that when I went with a friend to Wal-Mart.
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